August 21, 2006

Near Death

Not being used to actually working, much like my brother in unemployment, I injured myself Saturday. It is quite the disgusting injury, but I took it in good humor. Between sobs, I was actually laughing. Or crying so hard I was laughing. I even made the comment to my 'boss,' "This is pretty damn sad... check it out."

The injury is in the extened entry. I'm warning you folks... this is NOT for the faint of heart.

Click to view carnage up close

Sweeping can be a very dangerous job. Leave it for the professionals.

Posted by That 1 Guy at August 21, 2006 08:45 PM | TrackBack

Dude, I'm a work comp professional, and I strongly suggest you seek legal counsel IMMEDIATELY! I'm thinking MASSIVE amounts of permanent disability!

Posted by: 40 Ounce Loudmouth at August 21, 2006 08:58 PM

2 things...

1. yeah, I wear gloves.

2. Loudmouth... um... get in touch with me..

Posted by: RSM at August 21, 2006 09:11 PM

I will not say one word. Nope. Not one word. But...I think you probably know what I'm thinking...

Posted by: Tammi at August 21, 2006 10:31 PM

Oh, Tammi, is BAD. I wasn't going to go there...but since she any blisters...elsewhere? ;-)

Posted by: 40 Ounce Loudmouth at August 21, 2006 11:08 PM

Tammi -- great minds ......

Oh, and T1G, be sure to use the other hand for heiney wipage, lest you get that massive wound infected with caca.

Posted by: Jim - PRS at August 22, 2006 12:23 AM

Hey! That wasn't what I was thinkin' at all! I was givin' him a rough time for yet anothe injury! Oh My! I never thought of the other. You boys are baaaddddd.....

Posted by: Tammi at August 22, 2006 05:25 AM

.. you bastard... that is a whack-off blister....

Posted by: Eric at August 22, 2006 07:31 PM

Nevermind what Eric said... (Projecting these days, Eric??)

Just take care of yourself!!

Uh... or whatever... Crap. Maybe I should stick to what I know....

Don't work too hard, okay?

Posted by: Richmond at August 22, 2006 07:59 PM

Bullshit. That's a Leinenkugel Dopplebock label abrasion if I've ever seen one.

Posted by: Graumagus at August 23, 2006 12:45 AM