July 06, 2006


This isn't a new thing, but I stumbled across it again, and I figured to have some fun with it. Army Wife and Jerry have both sent me the link to this, BTW. If you're offended, blame them, too. Heheheh...

Jesus Inspirational Sports Statues... or are they idols? I'm pretty sure that the Bible said something along the lines of: "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth." I'm thinking that this is a graven image, so I can legally make fun of it without Gott tossing a beatin' down on me. I'll toss one of the pics up every now and then, along with a caption. Feel free to toss your own in... or duck and cover.

Holy beating.jpg
"Oh, shit... the coppers! I'll show you how to beat the stuffin' out of a stoolie later!"

Yeah, lame. So you do better...

Posted by That 1 Guy at July 6, 2006 07:00 AM | TrackBack

"Wow, Jesus, you're so much gentler than your priests!"

Posted by: rsm at July 6, 2006 07:20 AM

"Gather 'round me thy young children. When thy moneychangers start running, THIS is what you do..."

Posted by: Rave at July 6, 2006 08:08 AM


I think we actually sell some of these in foam. Again - lookin' for lightening.......

As for captions? Nothin'. I'm NOT the creative one......

Posted by: Tammi at July 6, 2006 09:15 AM

"But their is no joy in Mudville... mighty Jesus has struck out..."

Posted by: Harvey at July 6, 2006 02:10 PM

"Now look Jimmy, The pitcher has taken my name in vain no less than three times today! Let's aim for his head..."

Posted by: Richmond at July 6, 2006 02:50 PM

Oh I have no caption, but I can tell you that my 2nd son got one of these Jesus statues for his 1st Holy Communion. Jesus playing Soccer. No kidding. I didn't know what to say...

Posted by: Bou at July 6, 2006 10:10 PM

So when the good lord decides that he's had enough sacriligious crap from you and that it's time to meet your maker, you are going to try and drag Army Wife and me down with you? That is just so rude. Besides, I don't think we're going to the same destination. Army Wife and I will take the high road, and you. Well, you just go to hell.


Posted by: Jerry at July 6, 2006 10:33 PM

Booth announcer: "Now batting third in the line-up, Jesus (looking ethereal in gauzy white linen) takes one for the team! Whoa! JUST a bit outside."

Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 7, 2006 08:02 AM