May 24, 2006

Like Black Flag

Some nights, the dreams of death get to be too much, so I'll get up and wander around the house in the dark, or I'll grab the laptop, and head outside. A great way to cool the sweats and enjoy the beautiful night. Well, that's done for the summer, I'm thinking... the junebugs are out, and in divebombing mode. I had a couple hovering around the light of the screen, bouncing off of it, and my face. I don't really need that...

They got me thinking. What the hell calendar do they follow? Is it Hebrew, Islamic, Indian, or Chinese? Maybe Julian. It sure isn't Gregorian... it's May, and the JUNEbugs are here. I'm thinking there's a market out there, untapped. Bugs need calendars, too. Otherwise, they'll show up too early, and throw everything off. A confused insect is not a good thing.

If you, or anyone you know, know how to speak or write Insectish, please get ahold of me. (The email addie is in the sidebar to the right.)

We can make a killin'.

Posted by That 1 Guy at May 24, 2006 02:44 AM

Harbor Freight has battery powered bug zappers that look like tennis rackets. I bet the insects understand that.

A fan makes short work of biting bugs. Most of 'em can't fly worth a damn.

Posted by: og at May 24, 2006 06:20 AM

We had one in the house last night. I guess summer is here!

Posted by: Richmond at May 24, 2006 12:21 PM