May 10, 2006

Rodent

I've got a super-gopher...

No, I haven't gone and given a new name to the schwanz. I've really got some damn invincible gopher hanging out in my yard.

A couple of days ago, I eliminated the little bastards who've been diggin' up my yard. Haven't seen one since... until this morning. The pellets are still in the holes, though most have been eaten, and here this little dude comes up from the depths. He was grinning.

No more pellet guns, no more poison pellets... I'm thinking it's shotgun time...

Posted by That 1 Guy at May 10, 2006 01:51 PM
Comments

Wanna borrow my snake?

Posted by: Rave at May 10, 2006 03:09 PM

Dude, watch Caddyshack a few more times. Get creative man. You can do it.

Posted by: RedNeck at May 10, 2006 03:47 PM

Whack a gopher comes to mind!

Posted by: oddybobo at May 10, 2006 04:03 PM

Oh my... I hear the soundtrack to Caddyshack in my head... You be careful out there T1G! :)

Posted by: Richmond at May 10, 2006 06:06 PM

Don't shot him, catch him and put him in the blender and send him to Evil Glen. See if he can tell the difference.

Posted by: Sticks at May 10, 2006 08:12 PM

the schwanz?

Posted by: shoe at May 11, 2006 07:04 AM

Explosives, man, explosives...

The crowd was cautious, watching from a safe distance as the sniper plied his trade. A single shot, and the target was eliminated.

"What's he doing?" came the call. "Better yet, why's he wearing a desert ghilli in the middle of Northern Illinois?" someone else called out, "He looks like a freakin fall haystack, no wonder it took him three days to get the gopher to come out, it's freakin spring."

Posted by: Laughing Wolf at May 11, 2006 09:20 AM

In farm country we have a device that fills gofer holes with propane and oxygen then ignites it. Very effective.


Posted by: Michael Knudson at May 11, 2006 09:40 AM

You want I should come "get rid of it" for you??? I'm a pretty good shot....LOL

Posted by: Carmen at May 11, 2006 11:52 AM

"License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations....To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint......They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong." -- Bill Murray "Caddyshack"

Posted by: Jerry at May 11, 2006 12:30 PM

PULL!

Posted by: Ogre at May 11, 2006 01:12 PM

It wasn't gophers I got rid of but they were in a tunnel & I never saw hide nor hair afterwards........ First pour kerosene down the hole then gasoline throw a match & run like hell.

Posted by: TRH at May 11, 2006 06:47 PM

... you could always juts pave your lawn... it would get rid of the gopher... and you wouldn't have to mow..

... you gotta think outside the box, man...

Posted by: Eric at May 12, 2006 04:49 AM

Damn LW - you gotta warn a person before you do that shit! Now I gotta clean the monitor!

And Eric? Like I keep tellin' Ktreva....please - don't encourage him!!

;-)

Posted by: Tammi at May 12, 2006 09:00 AM

Don't study Caddyshack.

Remember - the gopher survives in that movie.

Posted by: Harvey at May 13, 2006 11:33 AM

I've got a few rusty leg hold traps if you want to borrow them....

Posted by: Graumagus at May 16, 2006 12:19 PM

dUDE PUT SOME OF THAT DAMN BUCKSHOT IN HIS ASS! IF THAT DONT WORK SICK THE DOG ON EM, AND IF THAT DONT WORK........UH....PUT A DEER SLUG IN HIS ASS ALONG WITH THE BUCK SHOT 2!!!

Posted by: NICKY T. at June 5, 2006 05:31 AM