April 24, 2006
Turn On?
The other day, I was reading over at Catfish's, and he had a post up about a very nasty turn on. Probably NSFW to click on that one... I'd think you'd be alright, but you never know. Hell, I'M banned from some places. That's just sad!
Anyway, I'd heard of this particular turn on, once before, but I thought it just a gross out tactic. And instead of using plexiglass, the guy I talked to said he used a glass coffee table. Well, I'm must be a bit of a prude, because there were more than a few folks that had heard about it, including one of the waitresses at the local establishment. She not only had heard of it, she'd done it! Okay, just kidding... she reads this site occasionally. I had to give her crap.
I decided that I'd check into a few things, and I've got to tell you folks, the human race can include some pretty nasty bastards. Seriously. One of the things that I discovered was folks who got off on choking... and not autoerotic asphyxiation. Nope. This would be choking by shwanz... 'til barfing takes place. Yeah.
Now, this is one of those things where I'm at a loss. Having someone yak on your crank is a turn on? Hell, stomach acids jack up the enamel on your teeth... what would it do to skin in more sensitive places? And it ain't just a pleasure for the dude... the ladies get off on it, too. As a matter of fact, I stopped looking around too early. I was talking with someone last evening, and he said that there are some instances where there are two women... one to hurl, and the other to catch. Or should I say, EAT!!! Why??? Perhaps the King of Perversion, Harvey, could shed some light on this, if not some of you...
I would have linked to a picture, but then I kind of like having this blog safe for most folks to check out. Then I started thinking, "Hey... these people really need to know about this stuff," so I scurried around until I could find a picture for you that is totally work safe. Really. You can trust me on this one. I just put it below the fold to keep from distracting you.
Below, you will find: "Hot Chick Puking"... and liking it.
Everything I know about the misuse of bodily fluids I learned from www.stileproject.com
Truly the dark, seedy underbelly of the internet. No matter how jaded you think you are, you will find SOMETHING at that site that will make you wince and turn away.
Problem is, there's some cool shit there, too, so I just keep going back. I'm just extra cautious about what I click on.
Posted by: Harvey at April 24, 2006 06:28 AMSheesh! Just what I wanted to read with my morning tea. Ick!
Posted by: oddybobo at April 24, 2006 07:03 AMI once knew a guy that mentioned the whole plexiglass thing- not right just not right. No Way! Gross! Of course,I also happen to have had a customer or two do the "I'm drunk let me confess all thing" and when their exes happen to come strolling in I have a hard time keeping a straight face. Come to think of it T1G you might know a few of them LOL, there are a few living around you in the valley! I must just be out of the loop LOL my biggest fetish is just having my neck kissed/bitten gotta feel the teeth.
Posted by: azindiandoll at April 24, 2006 12:29 PMThat is a most awesome pictorial display- I think you commissioned the same artist that did my self portrait.....
Posted by: Carmen at April 24, 2006 12:38 PMAnd I must say, your artistic integrity is intact. The carpet *does* match the drapes.
And they say that men aren't detail oriented...
Posted by: Richmond at April 24, 2006 12:59 PMDon't knock it until you've tried it! you never know, you might like having some woman take a big steaming crap on your chest.
Posted by: Contagion at April 24, 2006 05:25 PMWell, there goes the planned entertainment for Saturday night in Austin. It WAS going to be a surprise. Thanks for ruining it, man.
Posted by: Dash at April 24, 2006 08:52 PMDoh! Sorry, Dash!
Posted by: That 1 Guy at April 24, 2006 11:02 PMWow, you are quite the arteeeeest!
The pile of bodily fluids appears so real to life, I had to back up from the monitor.
You do know that the phrase "shit the bed" is just that...a phrase, not a request, right?
Posted by: ktreva at April 25, 2006 06:11 PM