April 21, 2006

Marketing A Diety

There's a new god in town... Gud. He's trying to come up with a new marketing campaign that will put him before all others.

Here's what they've got, so far.

Posted by That 1 Guy at April 21, 2006 11:15 AM

Holy Crap, Jeebus! Is that town big enough for the both of you??

I'd better put "prepare for Armageddon" on my list...

Posted by: Richmond at April 21, 2006 11:32 AM

How a lightning bolt hasn't flattened you out yet is beyond me.

Posted by: Jerry at April 21, 2006 04:43 PM

I forgot about you being Jebus... do you think you could come lay hands on my, uh, sore region for healing.

Posted by: Contagion at April 21, 2006 05:07 PM

Hey, I already told you that you've got my sympathy... that's as good as it gets. Talk to Gud for that, dude.

Posted by: That 1 Guy at April 21, 2006 05:11 PM

.. you are going to burn in hell with the rest of the non-believers!!... save me a seat, by the way....

Posted by: Eric at April 21, 2006 06:15 PM

Me? I'm going to continue to worship Dud - the God who just leaves you the hell alone :-)

Posted by: Harvey at April 24, 2006 06:35 AM