April 20, 2006

Scatchin' The Surface

Jerry, of Back Home Again, has decided to take a break from blogging, so he can catch up on other things. Yeah... that lasted for a very short time. Now he's itching for attention.

Anyway, his post reminded me of a song from Cracked magazine. To the tune of "My Bonnie"...

My body has calamine lotion
My body's as sore as can be
The flowers that I picked for Granny
Turned out to be poison ivy
Don't touch, don't touch
Dont touch the poison ivy, ivy,
It will itch bad
And the rash looks worse than acne.

(something like that...)

Posted by That 1 Guy at April 20, 2006 04:10 PM

If only you could put your talents to the good of mankind, instead of feeding the forces of evil. When I stop itching I'm gonna drive over to Illinois and kick your ass. I may need a step stool, a large club, and beer for bait. You are a very, very bad man to be kickin' a broth-ah when he's down.

I do like the song though. :-)

Posted by: Jerry at April 20, 2006 06:07 PM

Ohhhh - and I'd have a front row seat! Come on Jerry. Come on. SOMEONE needs to teach him a lesson. ;-)

Posted by: Tammi at April 21, 2006 06:07 AM

*raises hand* Jerry, I have a video thingy, we can webcast it when you're through! *runs away*

Posted by: oddybobo at April 21, 2006 11:17 AM

*looks at T1G*
*looks at Jerry*

but I like that song!

Posted by: ktreva at April 21, 2006 04:11 PM

Cracked magazine is still publishing? I outgrew them when I was 12.

But it appears that they've grown up, too, now targeting an adult audience. The site looks kind of Onion-y.

Which is a good thing.

Posted by: Harvey at April 24, 2006 06:43 AM