April 03, 2006

What If God...

Last night, I watched that house makeover show. I don't remember the name of it, but it's host is way too wired, or slightly insane. They go around destroying people's houses, and then remodelling, or rebuilding them. It was alright...

Anyway, during one of the commercial breaks, it looked as if they were going to rebuild a church, which got me thinking. How would they hide their project from Him... do they make some special bus? And, if Gott were to have a house built, what special appliances, or features, would he desire?

While I haven't a clue on the first one, I did come up with something for the second one, and figured that it would be a good question to pass along to you. I'm thinking that in His home gym, J would want a water treadmill, so he could stay in shape and walk on water in the privacy of his own home.

So... if we were going to build a new house for Him, what do you think we should include?

Posted by That 1 Guy at April 3, 2006 08:29 AM

How would the water treadmill help? I mean, if he's walking on the water, there's no resistance, is there? If there's no resistance, there's no muscle training, so what would be the point?

Posted by: Ogre at April 3, 2006 09:26 AM

Well, bein' as how he was always feedin' folks, and supplyin' the beverages....let's look at the kitchen, shall we?

He WON'T need a corkscrew - just turn on the tap.

He WON'T need a bread machine, I mean come on, go out and pick up some rocks.

Maybe one of these handy dandy fish cookers, but that's more for the patio, really.

Well crap - guess I'm no help at all......

Posted by: Tammi at April 3, 2006 11:16 AM

A step ladder and pliers?

Posted by: Graumagus at April 3, 2006 11:36 AM

I just want to know who we'd hire for his interior decorator.....

Posted by: BloodSpite at April 3, 2006 12:00 PM

I'm guessing a big 'ole wine cellar. And the dining room will have to accomodate a loooooooong table.

Posted by: Richmond at April 3, 2006 12:12 PM

An apple orchard?

Posted by: Tige at April 3, 2006 02:02 PM

What's wrong with you Tammi? You didn't even mention candles. *I* think J's house should have candles. Maybe an elevating bed that looks like a cloud and hangs in the rafters of the vaulted ceiling 'Great' room. The Treadmill is perfect. I'm sure he'd love it.

Posted by: Cuz at April 3, 2006 06:19 PM

Hmmm...Well I think he'd have a huge closet with a lifetime supply of Birkenstocks...oh and Nike shoes too...I saw J in Chicago dragging his cross around and HE was wearing Nike.

Posted by: ktreva at April 3, 2006 06:44 PM

Definitely would need a sound system. Something awesome.

Posted by: vw bug at April 4, 2006 05:32 AM