March 21, 2006


I ain't much of a TV watcher, so this may have been going on for a while...

Saw a commercial this eve, and it made me sick. Another Amber Bock or ten, and I'd have had the urge to destroy the eardrums, and gouge out ye olde eyeballs.

Minding my own business, when out of nowhere pops a song I remember... not a favourite, but a catchy tune, nonetheless... at least until I hear the lyrics. I was never a huge fan of EMF, but to sell the rights to "Unbelievable" to some cheese ... Kraft, Sargento... I don't know, and don't really care... Sad, boys... frickin' sad. If there ever is a "Bullet In The Head" group, you boys are honorary members.

Crumbalievable, indeed ... how lame can you go?

Posted by That 1 Guy at March 21, 2006 12:51 AM

The worst thing about it is the ORIGINAL gets stuck in my head -NOW I have to go through the day with 'crumbalievable' stuck in there!

Posted by: tesco at March 21, 2006 03:46 AM

I thought much the same thing when I first saw that stupid commercial. Proof positive that we will buy anything. Cheese crumbles?? Gimmee a break. And, Aw crap.... now the song is in my head too...

Posted by: Richmond at March 21, 2006 05:20 AM

Oops... ;)

Posted by: That 1 Guy at March 21, 2006 06:53 AM

Gah! Earworms! Noooooo!

Posted by: silentwarrior at March 21, 2006 10:08 AM

You bastard. You're infecting everyone!

Maybe this will help get it out of your head:

is it made of lemon juice?
doorknob ankle cold.
now my song is getting thin i’ve run out of luck
time for me to retire now and become a duck

here’s a llama
there’s a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
llama llama duck

Posted by: Ogre at March 21, 2006 10:45 AM

OK I am with you on this "ceese crumbs". You know someone at the ceese factory was like "gee what can we do with all of this cheese crumble shit, that keeps getting the machinary gummed up when we are shredding it?"

we can package it and sell it....

oh and we can even get EMF to sing a crappy song.

I will say this, I think the year is 1990? I am at Neo's at Fort Bragg drunk and dancing to that song.....

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at March 21, 2006 11:04 AM

EMF. What a crappy one-hit-wonder band. Geez. Couldn't that company have gotten a quality band like Kajagoogoo?

Posted by: Jerry at March 21, 2006 12:19 PM

I can guess what "MF" stands for, but what about the E? :-)

Posted by: Harvey at March 23, 2006 03:40 PM