January 28, 2006
Lost Cause
Phin and the Llamas are fighting over the loverly MĂ©lissa Theuriau, who's proof that not all things French are bad. Poor deluded fools...
History makes it clear who will win her heart, as does she.

"Ah, the cute little goldphishy, and the handsome llamas... they are fine boys. But T1G... aaahh.... a man of German descent. I lay down and surrender!"
Unfortunately, I've currently lost Jennifer to my buddy Vince, so I just can't refuse. Sorry gentlemen...
Posted by That 1 Guy at January 28, 2006 12:26 PMComments
Blasphemy, pure unadulterated blasphemy! Ain’t no way she’s gonna shack up with a Kraut. Goldphishing is where it be, plus she says I'm hung like a hamster.
Posted by: phin at January 28, 2006 08:32 PMher skin is fantastic...where does one get such fantstic skin? brie, wine?
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at January 29, 2006 07:35 PM