To keep this stuff inside is bad and may require the ingestion of Guinness or another dark brew...

...de ja vue.

... make lemonade?

wait...

... make a mess?

Here: how about your story about when you were arrested. Every guy worth his salt has one of those stories...

Want that I should send over the Googlinburg Vikings? They're pretty good inspiration... ;)

Dark beer would probably be better though, huh...

I had a little cousin one time. He had the same problem. He wouldn't hardly say a word. He worked with me on the 'bacca farm.

One night, after we'd finished workin'. We heard him talkin' in the the bathtub. The door was closed so it was hard to understand what he was sayin'.

We didn't know if he was askin' for somethin', or needed help, so the door was opened.

His skinny(at the time) little scrawny ass was just sittin' there in the Mr. Bubble... practicin' his cussin'.

... Worked for him, and he didn't even have dark beer at his disposal...

Lemme/us know how it works out for you.

What a pisser!

So why did you post this, then? ;)

The question isn't "Why" but "How"...