January 25, 2006

I Light Up Your Life

Because I'm not really in the mood to think, I stole this from Eric, Samba King.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about That 1 Guy!

  1. If you kiss That 1 Guy for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
  2. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of That 1 Guy!
  3. Without its lining of That 1 Guy, your stomach would digest itself.
  4. Over 2000 people have now climbed That 1 Guy, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
  5. That 1 Guy has 118 ridges around the edge!
  6. That 1 Guy is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
  7. The difference between That 1 Guy and a village is that That 1 Guy does not have a church.
  8. That 1 Guy was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
  9. If you lace That 1 Guy from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe!
  10. Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by That 1 Guy fighting underground.
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Now you know why I "joke" about the Earth revolving around me. I thought this fairly accurate, although if you try to lace me from the inside to the outside, there's going to be a bit of a struggle.

Posted by That 1 Guy at January 25, 2006 10:32 AM
Comments

My dirty mind latched onto number 5... and twisted it into many wrong, yet hilarious, meanings.

Posted by: Contagion at January 25, 2006 10:57 AM

Oh, I don't know, number four was fairly provacative.

Posted by: Raging Mom at January 25, 2006 11:04 AM

Provacative indeed!

The best one my name generated was "In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Richmond!"

I guess that'll work... :)

Posted by: Richmond at January 25, 2006 01:40 PM

Oh booooy... The things I do when I get to your site... read for a couple of goodies from mine?

# If you cut vw bug in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.

# In Japan it is considered rude to talk with vw bug in your mouth.

# If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in vw bug!

Thanks for the laugh.. .first from reading yours and then from reading mine!! Good job bro!

Posted by: vw bug at January 25, 2006 02:31 PM

Hell, I couldn't resist, and for that lack of willpower I was rewarded with the following...

Ten Top Trivia Tips about RedNeck!
  1. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of RedNeck, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
  2. Until the 1960s, RedNeck was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
  3. During World War II, Americans tried to train RedNeck to drop bombs!
  4. The word 'samba' means 'to rub RedNeck'!
  5. California is the biggest exporter of RedNeck in the world!
  6. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are RedNeck.
  7. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes RedNeck!
  8. RedNeck was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.
  9. RedNeck can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
  10. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching RedNeck.

That certainly explains alot doesn't it?

Posted by: RedNeck at January 25, 2006 09:11 PM

*I* knew that the sun is made of That 1 Guy! :-)

Posted by: Harvey at January 26, 2006 10:40 AM