January 23, 2006

Jaurgonna Lose, Buffalo

What the hell are the Buffalo Bills thinking? They've gone and decided that a 5-11 season is just too damn good, so they've hired Dick Jauron as the replacement to Mike Mularkey, who recently resigned.

Jauron is a pretty good defensive coordinator, but Gott and Chicago know that he sucks as a head coach. He was 35 - 46 in five years with the Bears. Buffalo has gone 31 - 49 in the past five years. Maybe it is an improvement...

Either way, good luck to you poor Bill's fans.

Posted by That 1 Guy at January 23, 2006 04:26 PM

From the sports talk station up here - I have the definite impression that the entire Bills org is in huge trouble. Sorry Bills fans - your team is gonna suck for at least 5 more years...

Posted by: Teresa at January 24, 2006 03:25 PM

I hear it was a cost cuttin' measure. Now the entire front office has a "Golden Buckeye Card". Meals and flights will be cheaper now. Applesauce served at lunch durin' trainin' camp... Nothin' at all against Marv'. If you've ever heard the man speak, he does in fact have his shit together...

Posted by: RedNeck at January 25, 2006 09:16 PM