January 17, 2006

Not A Rose...

Let me say right off, this is not a typical post of mine. But it is also very me.

I was having a strange dream about a mega-blog meet, where different regions of the country had seperate meets at local bars, and were broadcasting live to the rest of the groups via a system similar to the trivia games that are found in bars. Only we were all able to see each other, as we spewed our bullshit. Anyway, the dream isn't the important part of this post... it's how I woke up that counts.

I woke up craving steak, but not just any old steak. I wanted a filet mignon, rare/medium, with garlic and pepper. I woke up tasting it, I wanted it so bad.

I couldn't understand why I wanted that specific meal, until I ascended to the throne for my daily rule. As the little fella on the way started speaking, I caught a whiff of the previews, and knew exactly what had set it off! The farts smelled just like steak!

Applebee's southwest chicken, nachos, salsa, pizza, and a brownie... all necessary for a faux steak. Funny how the body works.

BTW, no... I did not eat it, though a lesser person may have been tempted to take a slice off the loaf.

It smelled that good...

Posted by That 1 Guy at January 17, 2006 09:03 AM

Dude, you need help!

Posted by: oddybobo at January 17, 2006 09:17 AM

You have really outdone yourself. In fact, I think you could almost qualify as one of my children.

Posted by: Raging Mom at January 17, 2006 09:29 AM

Oh my goodness. Yeah, you need help!! :-)

Posted by: Sarah at January 17, 2006 10:25 AM

Ummmmm... Yeah. I concur with the "help" sentiment above... Good grief!

Posted by: Richmond at January 17, 2006 11:12 AM


Posted by: silentwarrior at January 17, 2006 11:30 AM

I've had stuff like that happen before... farts smell like something else that IS edible. However, it's usually Hooter's Hotwings AFTER eating Hooter's Hotwings.

Posted by: Contagion at January 17, 2006 12:07 PM

BEFORE you ate it? Now that's impressive. Impressive, I tell you.

Posted by: Ogre at January 17, 2006 01:44 PM

... brother, you are WAY too spiritually in-tune with your sphincter... WAY...

Posted by: Eric at January 17, 2006 07:15 PM


Posted by: Bou at January 17, 2006 09:00 PM

I have one word for you.... EWWW

Posted by: ktreva at January 17, 2006 09:18 PM


Posted by: dyzgoneby at January 17, 2006 11:34 PM

Oh, c'mon... What's with all the "ooohh...that's sooo icky" crap ? Who among us has never belched in a friend's face, and then challenged them to guess what you ate ? I'm *not* alone in this - am I ?

Posted by: Jody at January 18, 2006 10:20 AM

*backs away slowly from Jody*

Posted by: Harvey at January 18, 2006 11:10 AM

Ummm, Jody? I haven't. But... I'm sure my kids have! No doubt.

Posted by: Bou at January 18, 2006 12:06 PM

umm... yeah... I concur with all the above.

Posted by: livey at January 18, 2006 12:26 PM