December 26, 2005

Naughty or Nice

My personal e-mail hasn't been working the best lately... my sister had sent me an email that I wished I would have seen last week. I think some of you parent's may have liked it. Nevertheless, you can always keep it in mind for next year.

Hey, Joe!!

There is a website,, that you can go to to check your status on Santa's Nice-O-Meter and see if you made it on Santa's nice list. Of course, the boys and I checked to see how we rated, and you can check back later in the week to see if you moved up the list at all. Then they wanted to look you up.

Joe Lastname

"Nice-but with a few naughty marks. Neatness needs improvement. Behavior has been good sometimes, not so good other times. Manners could still use some attention. Was very nice last Monday...."

The boys kept on giggling. They think you need to work on a few things and had better check back later in the week to see if you moved up any on "the list"....

See ya Sunday!
So just out of curiousity, I checked to see how things look so far for this year, in his Naughty or Nice Achives. This is what it said:
Joe Lastname

Overall, niceness outweighs naughtiness. Was good a lot last month! Politeness often good, but has room for improvement. Could help around house more instead of watching so much TV. Expected to move even higher up "nice" list.
Either he was too busy to pay attention Friday night, or Santa's getting a little senile.

Posted by That 1 Guy at December 26, 2005 03:14 PM

I'm going to go out on a limb here...

I don't think this is a real site with connection to Santa. Here's mine:

Nice, but has been naughty at times. Neatness and politeness have been very good over the last two weeks. Shows proper respect for others. Shares well, but could always be better. With a little more effort could be near top of "nice" list.

Naughty at times? The incredible desire to be naughty has not translated into ANY de facto naughtiness. I had that little surgery that has precluded all naughtiness (that I'm willing to engage in) for at least another week even if there were someone around willing to participate is such naughtiness. I find the idea that he has monitored those particular dreams to be a true invasion of privacy and an abuse of the Patriot Act.

Posted by: RSM at December 26, 2005 03:33 PM

When Red Neck was entered:

Nice, with a few exceptions. Needs to be nice to everyone not just friends. Could try a little harder when things are tough. Good sense of humor. Made list last year. Needs to be good all December.

When I put in my name:

Nice, but has naughty lapses. High marks in the good deeds department. Better than average manners. Hopefully, thoughtfulness will continue to be as good as last month. Neatness needs improvement!

Naughty lapses indeedydoody. Good deeds as well. Somethin' tells me the two are intertwined.

Posted by: RedNeck at December 27, 2005 05:09 PM

This was great. Loved what it said about me. Must remember this during the year. Might help me get the little buggers to clean up their act occassionally. ;-)

Posted by: vw bug at December 28, 2005 06:56 PM