November 19, 2005

A Question

Just curious, no specific reason I'm asking this.

You know how it is when your ingested liquids and solids are forcefully ejected through the same opening that they arrived? Wretching, spasming... sweats and chills... The sense of ridding yourself of a poison, and the enamel on your teeth. Drool or mucus hanging in long lines to the now muddied waters of Lake Shittah.

Does anyone wonder about the possible invasion of germs and bacteria marching up these stringers of slobber?

Posted by That 1 Guy at November 19, 2005 01:15 PM

Uh No! that would only be you. Just Damn!

Posted by: Dax Montana at November 19, 2005 01:36 PM



No. Never really had that train of thought - but thanks for puttin' it out there.


Posted by: Tammi at November 19, 2005 01:40 PM

Is there something you want to tell us?

Posted by: RSM at November 19, 2005 04:34 PM

Thanks man! Hadn't ever thought of it that way, I'll have one less tonight, just so I don't have to think of it again.

Posted by: oddybobo at November 19, 2005 05:30 PM

Umm no, can you taste it? What's it taste like?

Posted by: livey at November 19, 2005 05:55 PM

you must learn how to vomit more carefully.....the splash up from the vomit, can be hazerdous to ones health...

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at November 19, 2005 06:24 PM

Don't know why you're barfing into the toilet.

Real men use it to write their name on the walls :-)

Posted by: Harvey at November 19, 2005 07:03 PM

Nope, because the alcohol content in said slober is enough to kill any germs or bacteria. Really, where you not paying attention yesterday?

Posted by: Contagion at November 20, 2005 09:41 AM

' Never crossed my mind...

Good grief!
Uh, hope that you are feeling better (surely you are feeling better....) Feel better, okay?

Posted by: Richmond at November 20, 2005 09:53 AM

Umm - No, and Ewwwwwww.

Sorry you aren't feeling well. Is this your way of making sure we all feel a little sick?

Posted by: Barb at November 20, 2005 01:38 PM

Good thing I don't have a weak stomach. I was eating when I read this.

Posted by: Sticks at November 20, 2005 05:03 PM

.. to be on the safe side, puke in the toilet while standing over it... at your height, you'll be safe... they can't march up the slime trial that fast...

Posted by: Eric at November 20, 2005 05:43 PM

No, but now I'm wondering that if I happen to be squeezing out a particularly long turd if they can run up the magical brown bridge into my ass....

Posted by: Graumagus at November 21, 2005 08:55 AM

Four boys- count 'em FOUR- and not one of them comes with shit as bad as that! And I thought this was bad when Tammi read it to me...

Posted by: Marty at November 21, 2005 01:16 PM

Grau, thanks for THAT visual. And I had been just worried about the splash droplets...

Posted by: Ogre at November 22, 2005 10:29 AM