October 03, 2005

Casting A Stone

Since I hit on the subject of food, and sins, let me cast a stone at myself. I sinned yesterday. Okay, it's probably safe to say that I sin all of the time. Something that happens on a regular basis hardly qualifies as news, but this is.

I threw away food. (hangs head in shame) No, I'm not going on another forty day fast. I ruined my food. That's all.

Here's a tip: be aware while seasoning your food. Keep in mind what you are adding, and how much.

Tabasco is a staple of mine. It is applied frequently, and liberally. My brothers and I demolish the six ounce bottles in a single sitting.

Dave's Insanity sauce is a pleasure. This stuff is nice and toasty warm. A few drops of this stuff applied to your chow adds a bit o flavor, and a lot of kick.

Dave's is NOT Tabasco... I know this. But yesterday I wasn't thinking so well.. I poured Insanity sauce all over my jambalaya, just as I would Tabasco. I realized my mistake, but decided to try it anyway. Farewell taste buds.

I managed to eat about 2/3 of my bowl, and then just had to say "Uncle," No mas, as well as a wide assortment of expletives. I ate and burned in silence. I refused to throw it away. But finally, I couldn't deal anymore. It got tossed.

I'm ashamed, but it's not just because I tossed away food that starving kids might've wanted. No, methinks if you served them this, they be in danger of spontaneous combustion.

I just can't believe I wasted hot sauce...

Posted by That 1 Guy at October 3, 2005 11:13 AM

You're so going to be hating it shortly.

I'd recommend you purchase a healthy supply of coolant.

Posted by: phin at October 3, 2005 11:48 AM

Tucks! LMAO, Phin!!!

Posted by: That 1 Guy at October 3, 2005 11:51 AM



Posted by: Graumagus at October 3, 2005 12:20 PM

Dave's Insanity Sauce is my favorite!

That and Blairs After Death Sauce

Posted by: BloodSpite at October 3, 2005 12:25 PM

People have been shot for less.

Posted by: Ogre at October 3, 2005 01:12 PM


Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at October 3, 2005 03:27 PM


That sin may be revisted on you, just a few hours after than meal...


; )

Posted by: Christina at October 3, 2005 05:52 PM

Anyone who has a pic of Dino Corceti and is a Devil Dog is tops in my book! Great Blog! Uh Rah!

Posted by: patd95 at October 3, 2005 10:25 PM

Dave's is okay... a little mild, however the flavor that it does have seems to be tainted by a vein attempt at making it "hot" for hot's sake. Yes it is hotter then tobasco, but tobasco has a better flavor.

I'll return to my breakfast of Jalepanios dipped in horseradish sauce.

Posted by: Contagion at October 4, 2005 07:34 AM

feeling VERY SORRY for WHOEVER sleeps with T1G, and Contagion......

Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at October 4, 2005 08:49 AM

Come onnnnnnnnnnn ice cream!

Posted by: Dash at October 4, 2005 11:08 AM

Ha! that was my first thought Dash. Iiiiicee Creeeaaaam!

Posted by: gamongrel at October 4, 2005 07:34 PM

All I could think of, while LOL, was "What goes in, must come out".

Posted by: vw bug at October 5, 2005 10:21 AM