September 23, 2005
Creative Composition
A lot of running around to be done today... so it's again time for a game. Yes, that one.
To entertain ourselves when we used to travel a lot, a friend and I used to come up with very strange stories following the formula found in Berenstains' B Book. We didn't stick to it totally, but tried to keep all nouns, adjectives, adverbs, and verbs starting with the same letter. Some of the letters work better than others, but I'm going to save my favorite for another time.
I'll kick it off, and feel free to follow in the comments. You don't need to use whole sentences... if you only can think of a word that fits, throw it in. No need to keep it clean. Repeat words are not a problem. And in cases like today's letter, a word that starts with a similar sound counts... Ready? Using the letter C:
"Codswallop!" cried Cathy the cross-eyed cheerleader. "Chihuahuas can't crack coconuts!"
Again, it's not a novel... characters may disappear and reappear at will. Just have fun with it!
Posted by That 1 Guy at September 23, 2005 03:50 AM | TrackBackCentral Chad, Cathy's colorful childhood center, contained coconuts, cesspools, and centipedes.
Posted by: Ogre at September 23, 2005 06:31 AMCathy's countenance crazy, Carlos the Caribbean cockroach cowered in concealment.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 23, 2005 08:56 AM"Cathy, cut the craziness", cooed Central Chad....cunningly creeping closer to Carlos the Caribbean Cockroach... Chad cried, "CAAAABOOOM" as his well-heeled cabana crawlers crunched confidently upon Carlos' shiny Caribbean carapace...
... Cathy cuddled Chad warmly.. "Central Chad, my cute, cute cockroach cruncher"... Cathy chirped above the cacophony.... "my Hero"...
Posted by: Eric at September 23, 2005 09:20 AMCheeky Cherry the Cheerleader, cornered Cathy and Central Chad coyly.
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at September 23, 2005 10:10 AM"Cheat!" croaked Cherry to Chad. "Caressing Cathy's chi chis under the calamanders... cad!"
Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 23, 2005 10:30 AM"Crap," chuckled Chad as he chucked his choke collar.
"Choose! Choose!" cried Cherry. "Choose charismatic Cherry or the chubby Cathy. Choose cauliflower or caviar."
Posted by: Ogre at September 23, 2005 01:17 PM"Choosing Coors", chuckled Chad, chugging countless consecutive cans.
Posted by: Harvey at September 23, 2005 11:37 PMCheers!
Posted by: Sticks at September 24, 2005 07:02 AM"CHEAT!", chortled Cherry, and Cathy. Choosing Coors, confuses committed, compassionate, Croations.
Cherry crumples Central Chads Coors can.
Cathy collapses.
Posted by: ArmyWifeToddlerMom at September 24, 2005 09:18 AMCharlie the conquistador, clacking his castanets, castigates Chad and Cherry for chilling his chimp, Chippie.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at September 24, 2005 11:13 AM