September 21, 2005

Squirrel Poetry

They'll build a bridge high,
For a rat of the trees,
In hopes to save lives
(Right now there's just three).

Spending almost two g's
On said cable span.
Hoping no squirrels be
By cars over ran.

"Some people in the town think this is nonsense and we should be spending money on people rather than squirrels ... but it's not," insisted the mayor.

No, it's nuts.

Posted by That 1 Guy at September 21, 2005 09:50 AM | TrackBack

May I suggest hanging the mayor from one of those squirrel cables?

Posted by: Harvey at September 21, 2005 06:41 PM

I bet if they watched a squirrel have sex they wouldn't want to save them. Just ask Eric. :)

Posted by: Bou at September 21, 2005 09:02 PM