September 16, 2005

Feline Fuels

I came across something this morning that brought great cheer, but only initially. Turns out, a German inventor wasn't using cats as fuel a source. Damn.

They are using chickens as a source of bio-diesel. Okay, more accurately, chicken fat is being used. So theoretically, cats could be used... probably should be used.

Roving gangs of feline vandals run rampant. It's time to thin them out. A great use for all those cats I see lying alongside the road. "Using bio-diesel to make more... roadkill." But you probably couldn't get a whole lot of fat from a feral cat. May need to use housecats.

Heheh... I just had a great idea for a blog carnival: Carnival of the Ex-Cats!

Realistically, why would you have to limit your fuel sources? Sure, cats would be great fuel... they work great on a campfire*. But why just use cats or chickens? Ever heard of "liposuction"? You could fuel your own car!

Urine batteries, and fat fueled cars... what a time to be alive.

*This was a joke. Only a joke. They usually get away before I can get them lit.

H/T to Samantha Burns.

Posted by That 1 Guy at September 16, 2005 10:19 AM | TrackBack

Thanks for the link.

Even as a joke, I wouldn't doubt if your liposuction one becomes a reality one day. That'll be plastic surgeons new incentive: get liposuctioned and save money on your fuel bill.

Posted by: Sam at September 16, 2005 05:04 PM

Some hoboes are fat...

Posted by: Ogre at September 19, 2005 01:04 PM